DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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