Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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