she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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