you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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