This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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