She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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