just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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