In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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