I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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