it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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