I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
