It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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