Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I've blown a few things in my day
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
