If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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