So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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