Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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