ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
