did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I am never drinking with the goths again.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have tasted many bathrooms
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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