Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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