Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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