There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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