Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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