I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
