what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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