I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
third nipple confirmed
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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