so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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