We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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