i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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