i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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