I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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