dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
