she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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