that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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