Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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