There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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