I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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