Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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