Don't you send me to vm
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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