Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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