i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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