I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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