watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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