i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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