Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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