Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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