is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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