We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize