I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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