why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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