***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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