do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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