We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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