Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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