ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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