I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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