I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I touched a dick in church today
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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